“Good morning, cow’s manure-covered tail.”
“Hello girl. Don’t kick me today. The bruise still hasn’t healed.”
“Come on. Just put your head in the thing and eat your oats. Where are you going?”
I’m sure you have seen the pictures Julie puts up of her cow. Or her milk. Or her milker. Maybe even the cow in the stanchion. But you haven’t heard her.
You haven’t heard her beg the cow to cooperate. And you haven’t heard her cry out in frustration.
What is she so frustrated about? There are thousands of people in town who would trade their retirement plans for a few acres and a dairy.
Well, here’s the thing. Even with 4 children we have a hard time drinking 2 gallons of milk every day. And we only milk 3 teats, leaving the fourth for the calf.
We could make butter and mozzarella cheese. That’s probably what Steve would do. But I’m not Steve. Or Matron.
Let’s talk about Matron a little bit. Matron is a real source of inspiration for us as well as a source of encouragement. She has been a friend to us at a distance. But she and Julie are different people with different motivations. Different needs and wants.
So there really is no comparison.
So we do our own thing.
In fact, we do what I have never known anybody to do. What I have never heard of anybody doing. So I don’t recommend it.
Now that we are several months into the lactation and the calf has grown we let the calf have the milk and only milk every 2 or 3 days.
I know. Crazy.
Even when we milk we leave one teat for the calf.
So how does that work. Well, one day we drove away to the airport. We went to Disney for two days and came home again. When we got home we separated cow and calf overnight then milked the cow in the morning. Every evening the cow gets fresh grass. She usually gets a small amount of oats even when we don’t milk. And that’s about that.
Milking every day meant milk going bad.
Milking every day meant sterilizing equipment every day.
Milking every day meant dreading the morning’s chores, never sleeping in and hating being enslaved by a cow.
But now she is free.
And that’s really good news.